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Precedent Set — Govt Can Poison Thousands, Keep Jobs — But Citizens Having Oral Sex Leads to Jail

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Flint, MI — For the rest of their lives, the residents of Flint will watch their health deteriorate over time, and they will know exactly who is responsible — but will have no course of action to right their wrongs.

No politicians will be punished, no public employees fired, and no one will pay for the lifetime of suffering caused by the negligent incompetence of the state of Michigan.

As the water crisis in Flint deepens, it is becoming apparent that the effects of the lead-infested water are not just a health hazard, but the situation has the potential of ruining many more lives outside of the poison issue.

As the Free Thought Project reported last month, the city’s government continues to charge people for the poison water and then threatening to foreclose their home or take their children if they refuse to pay. Michigan law states that parents are neglectful if they do not have running water in their home, and if they chose not to pay for the water they can’t drink anyway, then they could be guilty of child endangerment.

Last month, the Free Thought Project reported on the series of emails released under the Freedom of Information Act which showed that not only did officials know the water was tainted, but they took action and began trucking in water to state buildings so they would no longer have to drink it.

Instead of preventing tens of thousands of residents from drinking dangerously poison water, the Michigan government used taxpayer funds to give themselves clean water — peasants be damned.

Public enemy number one in Michigan right now is Governor Rick Snyder as he has knowingly allowed children, the elderly and other vulnerable people to face potential lifelong effects of being poisoned by lead in his refusal to investigate contamination claims by Flint residents months ago. He’s not facing a single consequence.

The double standard in Michigan is a startling example of state privilege versus citizen oppression.

As Claire Bernish points out, while the state refuses to go after the man responsible for ruining thousands of lives by allowing Flint residents to consume dangerous water, they still heartlessly kidnap and cage people for possessing a plant.

In spite of Michigan having medical marijuana laws on the books, arrests for its possession and use are skyrocketing — up 17% between 2008 and 2014, according to state police data, reported MLive.

But attacking people for using a plant is not the only way the political iron fist in Michigan attempts to legislate its perverted version of morality. They also want to throw people in jail for their consensual sexual acts.

During their last session in January, the Michigan Senate passed a bill that effectively bans all forms of sodomy, anal, oral, gay and non-gay — making the acts punishable by up to 15 years in prison.

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This scathing constitutional violation could have been prevented by merely removing the phrase “either with mankind” from the bill, along with the other words struck in the citation above. However, politicians are too concerned with what you do in the privacy of your own home than preventing Draconian and archaic legislation from oppressing the entire state.

The precedent being set in Michigan and in other states throughout the country is horrific. Politicians can cause deliberate physical harm to the citizens through negligence or the enforcement of immoral legislation, and they continue to receive their exorbitant taxpayer-funded salaries and golden parachute retirement packages. However, if a couple smokes a plant and then has consensual sex, they can and will be kidnapped, caged, or even killed.

And this is what we call The Land of the Free.


Matt Agorist is an honorably discharged veteran of the USMC and former intelligence operator directly tasked by the NSA. This prior experience gives him unique insight into the world of government corruption and the American police state. Agorist has been an independent journalist for over a decade and has been featured on mainstream networks around the world.

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  • there is no state privilege, the people need to file charges against them. As for the sex, if you don’t know your rights you have none.

    • Lol yeah, petition the state to prosecute itself. That right there is the literal definition of privilege.

    • How does knowing your rights help when they take away rights they have no business taking?

  • Just how do they intend to police this?

  • Shared. I am a retiree/Vet. I did not serve my country for this. It angers me so much, I have Occupied my Taxes (and got caught, working it out with the IRS). When we pay taxes, which the good people of Flint also do, it is government’s responsibility to use those taxes to provide services and safety to the people. ENOUGH is ENOUGH.

    • Honestly (as a Michigan resident) I can say this is no ones fault but the voters. The same voters allowing special interest groups to bankrupt their town. The same voters going back and forth between Union and Corporately sponsored officials. The same voters who have turned a blind eye to more than 200 years of water pollution because no one wanted to lose their job.

      The idea government can right it’s self is ignorant at best. The problem is the roots…..not the fruits. The voter is the root, the official is the fruit.

    • Frank Welsh Sure, the voters voted for politicians who lie, which the voters can’t see because the corporate media is full of lies, too.

    • Frank Welsh, spot on my friend spot on. People vote for who the media tells them to. If you can’t do your own research on what kind of criminals you are voting for, then you allowed ignorance to get the best of you. I’m not saying that the government is in the right but Michigan has been on a downward spiral for at least the last 3 decades after we let the auto industry find cheaper labor and lower standards of craftsmanship, oh yeah tax breaks to. I think in order for humanity to move forward we need to realize that we’re all in this together and we’ve only got one planet.

    • Maury Grimm According to psychology when you know someone is lying to you and you keep giving them money, what do they call it? Oh ENABLING.

    • Frank Welsh “Never look down on someone unless you’re helping the up” “He who puts off the light of another had sown the seed of darkness into his own future.” ― Bamigboye Olurotimi. “I have brought peace to this land, and security,” he began.
      “And what of your soul, when you use the cleverness of argument to cloak such acts? Do you think that the peace of a thousand cancels out the unjust death of one single person? It may be desirable, it may win you praise from those who have happily survived you and prospered from your deeds, but you have committed ignoble acts, and have been too proud to own them. I have waited patiently here, hoping that you would come to me, for if you understood, then some of your acts would be mitigated. But instead you send me this manuscript, proud, magisterial, and demonstrating only that you have understood nothing at all.”
      “I returned to public life on your advice, madam,” he said stiffly.
      “Yes; I advised it. I said if learning must die it should do so with a friend by its bedside. Not an assassin.”
      ― Iain Pears, The Dream of Scipio

    • Frank Welsh Given the deteriorating state of the State of Michigan, in particular Flint, I doubt the general population knows they were/are being lied to. People tend to vote for those they trust, who appear to hold similar values. But, thankfully, and much to social medias credit, we are more able to see through the BS. Libertarians are particularly good at it, but so are Dems and Repugs.

    • Listen…if we won’t hold ourselves accountable how can we demand anyone else to? Ever buy an American car? If so thanks for contributing to Great Lakes pollution. Ever buy Scrubbing Bubbles? If so thanks for contributing to the pollution of the Flint and Saginaw rivers. Ever buy Pepsi, Coke, or any of their sub-products? Thanks for buying our stolen water.

      You get what I’m saying right……..the water shouldn’t have been fucked up to begin with…..

    • The issue is not who to point a finger at ,but more of how do we fix this? Our largest problem as a society is that we spend entirely too much time dwelling in the past trying to post blame. We need to learn from our past and move forward, in order to do so we have to be able to step out of the box and look forward, not stay in the box and stare at the walls we’ve been staring at for thousands of years. We the people know who is responsible for delivering atrocities to the human race, single them out and punish them. Start over (I know it’s scary) and take this planet back.

    • Jeremy Abrams humanity is the delivering atrocities to the human race…..through apathy.

  • There is something so wrong with this government. Lmao

  • Truly sickening

  • He poisoned ALL of them in Flint!

    • The auto industry and Dow Chemical poisoned our water long before this fiasco. But we thank you for purchasing automobiles and scrubbing bubbles…..

  • How have the people of Flint not started rioting yet ?

    • They’re all getting medical attention or dying I’d say.

    • Murray Smith you fogot getting bottled water from “Nestle”

  • I Just keep looking at those SOBs and thinking, really? Those guys will never ever get another BJ? seriously?

  • just Impeach the bastard

  • Politics have been shit here for decades

    • Because the people don’t unite and call for change.

    • You don’t get how politics work do you? We rise up they still don’t change votes are bought and paid for… Snyder gets his pockets lined believe that. Ever hear of Jimmy Hoffa and the Teamster’s? Yeah they still haven’t found his body…. Do some research on the Ford family/Mafia or All Capone having hideouts here (The stone house) GTFO with that BS

    • Oh I get it you live in Canada that explains a lot… This is the peoples republic if Merika we’re talking about no OHHH Canada or free health care cost adults $695 if you don’t buy it! Wtf

  • Would the oral sex law apply to tourists ?

  • Throw the bums out !!

  • How many stories about the same fucking thing can one site post?

  • Fuck in monster and his sister behind cali, massive gas leak

  • it’s known as “shoving it in your face”

  • Heather Karow

  • Won’t matter, short of posting a porn film or talking about your sex life on Facebook, how in the hell would the EVER enforce that ban?

    • Why should we be fearful of discussions of sexuality? They should just mind their own business.

  • Must be a lot of sex in the public by flags

  • It’s time to take our government back by force.

    • Everyone needs to heed this man’s statement.

  • Hmmm wonder if we can call into crime stoppers and get a reward for every blow job given? Has potential…………………… ::smdh::

  • What bunch of fucking hypocrites

  • This is what happens when self-righteous morality becomes law. Government has no place in the bedroom or what I put in my body. They can fuck right off.

  • Rick Snyder is Untouchable!

  • its the anal sex that bugs me

    • Then don’t do it. But merely because some people don’t like it is no reason to say no one can do it. How does it affect you in any way if I have anal sex with my partner? Live and let live. 🙂

  • The law is already invalid and unenforceable pursuant to Lawrence v. Texas, 539 U.S. 558 (2003). There are many laws on the books that are invalid and unenforceable. But in this case, they have the nerve to pass a law after they already know it’s invalid. Truly vile evil politicians.

  • SICK !!

  • Until we all stand up and fucking unite as ONE PEOPLE, ONE RACE we are all getting fucked in the ass every single day. Hows that for the “anal sex” Franklin D Steede. Instead of bashing someone’s personal choice why don’t you stand with all of us and demand our right to have a choice, you ignorant fuck

  • What business is it of anyone? What happens in a person’s bedroom. As long as it is with two consenting adults.

  • The Religious love oppression..they are so used to it they cant live without it.

  • Isn’t it time to either replace them by force, or just choose someone else and consider them illigitimate, illegal or not?

  • Jason Richter Sr.

  • act

  • Who gives government the ability to just make up any random laws they want? Oh ya themselves… my bad!

  • It’s not often I’m lost for words but I’m truly am in this case!!!!

  • They only do shit like this because they can’t pay anyone to blow them.

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    • so if a mouth is wrapped around my dick, do I go to jail?

    • There is nothing in that bill that says anal or oral sex …. stop spreading false information

    • They’re doing it so they can keep prisoners in jail!

    • Ken Smith It’s called sodomy in regard to bestiality. That’s the language they’re using!

    • Ken Smith why don’t you tell us what the “a person who commits the abominable and detestable crime against nature either with mankind or with any animal” – law language means and refers to? –

    • http://www.advocate.com/crime/2016/2/08/michigan-lawmakers-pin-unconstitutional-sodomy-law-animal-cruelty-bill

      Was signed in decades ago intending to protect animals from sexual cruelty. However the bill doesn’t specify that so it applies to anyone or thing. Yet no one enforces this law, or even obeys them in their human sexual relationships. In which will not be enforced unless it’s documented in a criminal report, ultimately indicating rape. People don’t come to Michigan for ass pounding or knob jobs, they come for water sports, bmx trails, Mackinac Island with its awesome fudge & salt water taffy. The same exact laws in south are actually enforced do to discrimination against the gay community, which makes that Unconstitutional. Lived in Michigan my entire life, Feel free to research anyone other then sexually abused victims or under age consented statutory victims if recent cases were published at all if age consenting human adults are affected by this bill. Guarantee you won’t find any in Michigan.

    • Since you are incapable of providing me solid answers in our private messages #FreeThoughtProject be expecting more from me for your Assertions.

    • Since you haven’t sent me your meme enough, here you can have it back

    • Me waiting for your “Proof”

    • Its a lame attempt to distract people from the real bullshit they are trying to pull.

    • Lol, this crap takes the Internet by storm. Yet NOONE can provide a single piece of legislature saying anything of the sorts. It’s simply not true.

    • FUCK THAT NOISE!!!!!!!

    • In 2003 there was a court case Lawrence v. Texas making any laws regarding people having anal/oral sex against the constitution. The law is mainly for bestiality and animal rights. They added that humans cannot do it either. Along with 14 other states that already (still) have these kind of laws on Anal/Oral sex, and 5 other states that dont allow Gay Anal/Oral sex. IF someone DID get convicted with this, it would be over ruled due to Lawrence v. Texas. So question is, why add that part about humans not being able to do that along with the other 19 states with similar laws if it will just get over ruled?
      1.) $$$ Lawyers get paid, courts get paid, the Govt. gets paid.
      2.) just kind of keeping people in line, and not being able to leave the state or country when there is a felony charge on a person, and court cases can take years before done
      3.) This divides the people even more by Liberals being mad at Conservatives in america.
      4.) When people get called into court, especially LGBT, sex workers, etc.. human right groups and the left will focus on this problem and use their time, energy, and money on this problem by protecting people’s rights rather than focusing on things like the Flint Crisis and Lobbyists, etc…

    • Why are going to gov. & not for the mayor , council , water manager , the over manager , which are all demacats

    • Tony Johnson in the ass…

    • Except that is not what the bill says whatsoever.

  • ha

  • 😀

  • So people celebrate the fact that gays are aloud to sign a fraudulent contract…. Then they randomly say, “you can be together, but how dare you be intimate in a bon biblical way”

    • Fraudulent contract? I think you meant “Allowed” also, polygamy is biblical marriage..

    • There was never anyone not aloud to be with one another. They just were not aloud to sign the governments contract. Anyone can write up a contract and say who can or cannot sign it. Not a violation of human rights! And if you haven’t noticed the government seizes alot of property because of people dumb enough to contract their relationship with a third party……

    • Which government is the benificiary and administrator of a marriage certificate. Hence why they profit MADLY off of it…….

    • WTF? I think I just got stupider by reading your post Dustin.

    • Oh, so your saying people receive benefits from the marriage certificate? The government or their BAR attorneys never profited off of someone ignorant enough to give them power of administrator in their relationship?

    • I think people who get married beggin to live in denial. What’s that called…. Cognitive dissonance?

    • But I’m not even going to comment on this, because anyone who is dull enough to defend the marriage certificate is definitely the dumbest of the sheeple.

    • They did it by writing a law about beastiality and wording it cleverly to include human sodomy also. How about you go actually read the law if you’re so upset about it? That way you understand it.

    • I could give a fuck less what the sociopaths write in their laws. Unless it with respect of which ‘persons’ it applies to. I’m a natural person, not an artificial person. I suggest you research the difference. Because all their acts and statutes only apply to artificial persons….. (Your birth certificate) all capital letters…… Capitus deminous maximum……

    • Google legal name fraud….

    • Dustin are you against all marriage or just gag marriage?

    • Aloud :’D

    • Marriage! Marriage is nothing but a fraud designed to seize property!

    • Yeah I missed spelled allowed….. The marriage certificate must be legit…….

    • “Marriage is a beautiful bond between man and wife” no there’s actually three parties to that contract……

    • Hans Geier yeah im felling dumberer too.

    • Yeah because you can’t assimilate it. So you feel dumb…

    • “Let’s get married, have one of dem fancy relationships” is what morons who get married think

    • Dustin Otf Reay you got it man.

  • Habitual offenders. They’re all cocksuckers too.

  • Erick

  • hahahahaha

  • Jessica Jameson

  • LOL

  • Haha

  • Soooooooooooooo true.

  • I just wanna know who is looking in peoples windows to find out what is actually going on …
    I’m the anal and oral police force.
    Mam, step back we’re going to ask a few questions

  • What a fuckin joke. Really man don’t they have better things to worried about like the water. Fuc man but anyway post is funny

  • Trying to distract from the real issues.. I see what you’re doing here flint.

  • Lol, damn. The painful truth is out (or in ).

  • Lol!

  • Lol…….

  • lmao!!!

  • TOO TRUE!

  • Stop posting this bullshit

  • These kind of laws were obsolete a 100 years ago!

  • lol

  • These politicians should be the 1st to be jailed! Their fucking everybody indiscriminately.

  • I don’t think the law specified whether it had to be literal or figurative….so we just might have a strong case here.

  • Looks like they’ll be removing it, I guess they weren’t sneaky enough. Just goes to show how ridiculous some of these bullshit laws are.. “15 years in prison!? Oops, how did that get in there?” … We need to fight every law written to hurt the people, extort money and/or lock them up for victimless crimes. http://www.thenewcivilrightsmovement.com/johnwright/breaking_michigan_house_to_remove_anti_gay_sodomy_provision_from_animal_welfare_bill

  • How does any state put a prison sentence on people committing a private sexual act in a relationship in their own home? How do you warrant or justify that? How do you even monitor that other than stalking people’s windows? This shit ass country has so many bigger badder problems to focus on than if someone’s wife decides she wants to give her husband a blow job or booty time with their own bodies in their own home… I think I’ll be resigning my citizenship in the near future. This place is an embarrassment.

    • I totally agree. but leaving isn’t going to fix it. I hate the gove not the country. we need to change it, not abandon it.

    • I agree with both of you, but the best way to let it rebuild is to let it fall like all other great empires. The only way to take out a politician is money. Hit them were it hurts.

    • Uh, you’re just figuring that out???

    • Uh, you’re just figuring that out???

    • they want to prove they aren’t like those dang moslems. . . lol

    • How can those Cock Suckers get away with this – just sayin

    • Amen!!

    • They did it by writing a law about beastiality and wording it cleverly so that it applies to human sodomy also.

    • Gerald L Justin III That’s just what Bonhoeffer said when he left the safety of NYC to return to Germany at the start of WWII. He almost made it too — murdered by the nazis in April of 1945, a brilliant, decent and very courageous man, deat at 39. Sometimes you have to leave the lunatics to their own private hell. How do you fight them? I wish I could leave too. Ultimately, they’ll destroy themselves. People like this always need someone to hate in the same way a vampire needs blood

    • u don’t get it do u ?
      gay men have no pussy, so they will end up behind bars.

    • ^^^ thats literally it.

    • My veteran instincts say stay and when the day comes, lay down my life to conquer the evil oppression and try to save our people.. but the last fibers of my sanity that I have left tell me to get the fuck out asap… it’s a hard battle between heart and mind but I’m going to stand and fight because it’s the right thing to do

    • I think they are going to try to prove it because they have visions from heaven and just KNOW. It’s a republican thang.

    • Here’s how you regulate it.. find anyone trying to enforce such a thing and badly wound them

    • Its called split and conquer, in other words deluding the population. So people wont see the big picture, and concentrate about other issues…

    • WHAT WE ALLOW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    • Have any of you actually researched this? Please stop embarrassing yourselves and fact check memes before believing everything you see on Facebook. Snopes has the 411 that will help you all realize this bill was strictly about beastiality.

    • Women lobbied for this law. Ha.

    • All I know is that my dogs gonna be pissed if he gets arrested for lickin’ his lipstick or nibbling on his ass…

    • Michigan is one of more than a dozen states that still have sodomy bans on the books, despite the U.S. Supreme Court’s 2003 ruling in Lawrence v. Texas declaring them unconstitutional.

    • Here is the thing. They could not stop gay marriage. If regular people are doing I’m betting nothing happens. Now here come the “witch burning”. We all know that is the only way a gay couple can have sex. Meaning all those Homophobes will be running to the cops. They want their blocks “clean” again.

    • How? It is when religion runs amok by right wing idiots who want a Theocracy in place of government.

  • :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

  • Chelsey Draht

  • Pamela Cleo Goddard

  • As someone from Michigan, can’t support your propaganda BS anymore. Go Fuck yourself #FreeThoughtProject. You’ve clearly don’t do your own research & spread false information around. Stuck link after link on your page, yet your “journaliest” choose to carrying on. You’re hurting us more then “helping” make our citizens a laughing stock while we juggle larger issue’s.

    • Your page can claim whatever they desire even if the information is false or misleading. In which indicates, you have no one balancing facts in any of your posts. Not too complicated to comprehend. I truly appreciate how you chose to discontinue to answer my questions in private messages. Thanks for proving to me you’re just some SHMO behind a private laptop, not a legitimate journalist.

    • Thanks for a fragment of your precious time from slandering people, places & things. I know making your posts viral is more important to you then making an actual positive impact.

    • (Your own meme/definition) you’ve replied to my private massages multiple times with. You are aparently are guilty of your own “Assertions” then.
      Clearly you only need a screenshot or a link provided from other pages to claim something true or not.

  • Mogli James Gamble, Maxx Hudec
    Lol

  • Man! That sure sucks.

  • They must like it. They keep voting Democrat

  • Hahahaha but some citizens like it!

  • Amy Beth Martinez-Rojo Mike Massey Renee Amiot Annette Davis

  • One might say they are A** H****s

  • Tim Demaray

    • Haha. I don’t buy this story. I was checking up on it last night and I think it was a bill more in relation to bestiality. If this story does include what people do in their bedroom, I dare the first person to come into my bedroom, preferably a suited up politician so I can put a 12 gauge slug through his skull.

  • awww you stole a top commenters joke from another FTP post on this subject and didn’t give him credit. SHAME

  • This has to be a law that a man made. They are trying reverse psychology with women. Tell them they can’t have anal sex or give oral sex and they will all want to….haha.

    • Well that’s a little sexist.

      Also, I’m not sure of the gender of whoever wrote the bill, but the law is actually a law about beastiality that is worded cleverly to include human sodomy also. People really need to go actually read the law when they are upset about it so that they actually understand it.

    • And there are theories that it’s an anti gay law, not and anti woman law, as gay men can only have sex anally or orally.

    • Haha means its a joke. Geez

    • Sean Michael Person i think you really like writing that line about human sodomy lol so far I’ve seen you write it on like four different comments xD Tina was joking, as in making a funny, you should get your sense of “ha ha” checked out.. lol

    • Oh Tina we are not that smart.

    • Is it working Tina? 😀

  • Barbara Marcasciano

    • Seriously what are they thinking …. poor families elderly children and no clean water but their focus is analysis sex lol

  • G Martel O’Bryant

  • Be cautious fellas if you’re wife suddenly wants to move to Michigan…

  • https://youtu.be/P1UWZZU_gk4 People = Government.
    The Government Will Fall the People will never Fall

  • And liking it…legislators.

  • Once again in this so called ‘ Land of the Free ‘ LOL what a fuckin liberty what a joke really SMH

  • Gary M. King

  • http://www.advocate.com/crime/2016/2/08/michigan-lawmakers-pin-unconstitutional-sodomy-law-animal-cruelty-bill

    Was signed in decades ago intending to protect animals from sexual cruelty. However the bill doesn’t specify that so it applies to anyone or thing. Yet no one enforces this law, or even obeys them in their human sexual relationships. In which will not be enforced unless it’s documented in a criminal report, ultimately indicating rape. People don’t come to Michigan for ass pounding or knob jobs, they come for water sports, bmx trails, Mackinac Island with its awesome fudge & salt water taffy. The same exact laws in south are actually enforced do to discrimination against the gay community, which makes that Unconstitutional. Lived in Michigan my entire life, Feel free to research anyone other then sexually abused victims or under age consented statutory victims if recent cases were published at all if age consenting human adults are affected by this bill. Guarantee you won’t find any in Michigan.

    I expected better research from you #FreeThoughtProject, however had to say the same thing, yet with some remarks on #MT page.

  • Well thisd is just the first step next they will need a something billions of dollars so every bedroom and such in the state can be wired for vidio ond sound so they can make sure the laws are not broken Now the vidios will be reviewd by a select number of politions and the most proment finicial supporters to check that laws are being followed. Now rember this is for the publics own good and safety

  • Fuksakes! Don’t tell me newsreaders in the states still look like this fukka! That’s what they looked like in the 70s when i was there.

    • Google “Ron Burgundy” pretty funny movie I guess..

    • With it now, Krista! Cheers! Diodn’t realise it was a wind up! Guess I’ll have to watch it on dvd. Does sound quite funny! … But they really did look like that that in the 70s!

  • Michigan Republicans*

  • Most are cock suckers too

  • Scott Maxon, im sure you inspired this, lol

  • Michael Bell

  • Chris Anthony

  • Can I be a juror plzzz.

  • Lol, somebody caught there wife sucking someones dick in michigan an was not happy about it…. baaahaaaa

  • Texas is the best,
    You can do those things as long as the people doing them aren’t homosexual.
    15 years if caught.

  • They know the Flint thing is getting them into deep hot water,so they drum up some ridiculous issue to distract people’s attention.

  • They are gonna put a cop in every bedroom and that cop is cleared to use deadly force if the law is broken

  • Now drug test them. The inside of my mouth tastes like rhohypnol…

  • Diana Elena Carioca

  • great job, team! yes yes yes keep em coming :*

  • Feels like someone paraphrased my joke. Oh well, no big deal. MI is stupid.

  • Lol

  • great way to get that spouse, judge,cop, politician, out of your house, just tape them asking for it

  • thugs

  • #gold

  • Elected officials get there by being elected. Now who’s fault is that?

  • This is a direct insult to gay’s, and an insult to our freedom. I say what I can and can not stick into my body, not some crack pot, bat shit crazy, murderous republicans. What are they going to use this law to to come into our houses after a gay couple gets married and raid military style? This is getting too much like Nazi Germany, it a war on the people not a war on drugs, crime, anal sex, and so on. What a disgrace.

  • With out KY

  • Meanwhile, as we scream about Beyonce and her dance, water in Flint, and Sodomy in Michigan, The TPP was signed in 12 countries and will be put into law here making Nafta look like a tea party. And no, not the Boston Tea Party. That was over a 3% tax. Contact your legislators and tell them no to TPP. This is what really matters to our future

  • They outlawed anal sex after fucking everyone in the ass for years??.. and this is the same state where bestiality is lawful? *facepalm*

  • why are they still free will they get away????

  • Jason Wipf lol

  • I think I’m going to drop this site due to misinformation.
    This is a propaganda. The law about oral and sodomy is about animal cruelty not gay rights.
    The real issue is government poisoning its people.
    This free thought project is pushing the same bs big media does for the same reasons they are being paid to

    • Um, the law applies to humans and animals.
      They are claiming it’s about animals. Exactly how big an issue do you think sheep raping is up in Michigan? Lots of cats getting sodomized?

    • The law cannot apply to humans due to one simple fact. The Supreme Court already ruled on this over a decade ago. In order for it to work that would have to be over turned. Local cannot override state, state cannot override federal, and federal cannot trump the Constitution. I don’t care what you think or know this bill is about, it can’t be enforced. Besides have you even really read the bill? The wording is ridiculous.

  • Chris Nichols lmfao

  • Hahahaha

  • Martin Flint jajaja

  • I feel sorry for all americans, your government is so messed up if this is all they have to care about.

  • Nick Beau

  • Jeremy Moore

  • Jarrod W Tracey

  • No oil, no soap, no spit either.

  • Can the people of “Flint” get a Doctor’s note in order to perform fellatio on their husbands? Or is the issue of Sharia Laws? L.

  • they dony want you doing what they are doing to us.

  • And possibly little kids as well.

  • All while watching pornographic mainstream movies, music videos, commercials, news, etc. “Curiouser and curiouser” cried Alice.

  • I’m something of a prude myself, raised religious, but I don’t think we should take this from our politicians. Half of them cheat on their wives anyway. If they don’t sleep with prostitutes, then some of the higher ups literally sacrifice children to the devil. I am not being yellow journalism here.

  • Why just limit to Michigan, what’s wrong with the other 49 sa

  • Ha

  • Kielan Walsh

  • SO THE GOV. REALLY ARE HOMELAND TERRORISTS

  • *all state legislators and all US congressmen

  • Michael Davis
    Denice Freeman

  • I smoke pot with my girlfriend and she usually sucks my cock right after 🙂

  • Breaking! This meme is bullshit. The bill was a bill about animal abuse.

  • lololololololololololololololololololololololololololollolololllolololol

  • Wake up America. It’s time to take your country back from these assholes. How much more abuse are you willing to take. I know you are smarter than they think.

  • This just in In tour ass. ALL GOV BEEN doooooooin this for years and theyb all still have jobs. WHY? cause they own the people who can arrest them . HELLO

  • Melvin Dawan

  • All politicians are scum,time to clean house

  • And we just tolerate it and comment on Facebook calling them stupid. Wow.

  • Its called split and conquer, in other words deluding the population. So people wont see the big picture, and concentrate about other issues…

  • SOUNDS LIKE WHAT THE REST OF THE GOVERNMENT HAS BEEN DOING TO EVERYONE

  • You are supposed to give new news.

  • Go get them Ron!!!!!

  • Armando

  • Nick Gilmore

  • Lmao

  • Dusty Stark

  • AND EACH OTHER AS WELL..

  • WHEN you let the religious right nutbags take over.. THIS is just the tip of the iceberg….

  • Yashar Sarrafpour

  • WTF MERIKA !?

  • They want us to hate government and turn away….so they can use it to do more of the same. If they poison 100,000 it suits their purposes…..as long as they can get tax cuts for the rich, exercise power over women, and help their cronies to privatize all government that would benefit the majority of us while it makes many people think it was government that was at fault. It was THEIR form of government at fault, not all government. It wasn’t their kind that built the interstate highway system, Hoover Dam, public schools and universities, social security, and all manner of goods and services that benefit the majority of us. Their kind of government destroys good government and services in order to create greater profits and power for the few.

  • Politicians in this case played a huge role in poisoning the water. In general, they have also poisoned the gene pool.

  • Lmao

  • Is that type of old fashioned, bible thumper legislation worthy of any consideration, when children are being lead poisoned by incompetent government.

  • A good lawyer can get the charges reduced to tailgating.

  • With poisonous dicks!

  • disgusting

  • so true so true

  • Perfect!

  • Is this some kind of ruse to keep people from believing what’s really happening?

  • Morgan Weston

  • It’s part of a law that has to do with pedophile and animal abusers. Not everyday people.

  • But you can piss and shit anyplace you want! wash your feet in the sink! rape and pillage, What a stupid country we live in now! And we are supposed to be proud?

  • more shysters treating citizens more like inmates rather than free citizens

  • LOL LOL LOL !!

  • Brian Thompson

  • Holy shit people, if you are going to read into laws to extrapolate information at the very least look into other laws. Sodomy laws have been invalidated since 2003 thanks to the Supreme Court. There is absolutely no way that consensual sexual acts between two people at the age of majority can land you in court, let along get you arrested. This law was meant, originally, to outlaw animal cruelty as being just as bad as murder, assault, etc. The person who put it forward, who I will admit is stupid for adding humans as it is ALREADY ILLEGAL to assault people in any way, did so after seeing a case of a dog being burned with acid and the person who did it supposedly got off or something. Tl;dr: stop talking about laws if you only want to read the buzz feed bs click bait highly left wing tainted reading of the law, you have no rights to tall about laws in the slightest if you don’t understand this.

    • Beat me to it. Misinformation at its finest. It’s not ok to be a sheep period. Following bullshit regardless of where it comes from is bullshit.

    • they dont care about the truth cause it doesn’t fit their narrative.

    • Wow awesome thank you for that info but unfortunately since I don’t plan on fact checking you I really just miss the message lol

    • Your the one who’s misinformed, I’m glad the law is for animal cruelty! But why put a law in there that is unconstitutional?
      They have a massive water issue, and their going to pound their chests about this? If this was just animal cruelty, you wouldn’t hear one word.

    • There is nothing unconstitutional about this law, your reading of it is flawed and you are only focused on something that it COULD do, no what it legally can do. And the reason we are hearing about it is because sjws see anything remotely hinting at being derogatory or targeting an oppressed group as being only about oppressing said group. I can guarantee you that any person who attempts to use this law to prosecute legally consented to sexual acts will be thrown out, and in the off chance that it is not you can bet that said case will hit the Supreme Court and be immediately ruled in favor of the defendant. As for the water crisis that has been happening for a very long time, probably nearly as long as this bill has been in legal limbo in the state government. One has nothing to do with the delay or creation of the other.

  • The voyeur Police deparment at Flint , Mich, is accepting applications…

  • hahah YES Go fuuuuck yourself !!

  • lmao

  • LOL

  • Ken Levy, it’s pretty much just the membership of the majoRity party in each house that is responsible, but they’ve gotten really good at it.

  • I keep thinking this can’t get any more insane, this is it, we’ve found rock bottom. But no, I wake up to a new day of insanity beyond yesterday’s imagination. Einstein was right again, there is no limit. Hold on to your tin foil hats my fellow theorists, things are set to go full retard.

  • and please people – if you don’t want to stand with your fellow Americans against corrupt policy and the idea that Government is too big to fail (just like the banks), then do not ever have oral sex again.

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  • Funny.

  • Sean Ciecko lmao!!!!

  • Hahahahahahahahhaahahhaahha

  • Jade Pavitt

  • Robert

  • Exactly how many damn cows and sheep are getting raped up in Michigan that they think they have a leg to stand on saying its for the animals?

    Last I checked that was a Kentucky thing, not a Michigan thing.

  • Shawn Ross

  • Proof being fucked in the head is really what should be outlawed.

  • Hahahahaha!

  • Alex Biddle

  • Y’all is blind this is a attack on the gay marriage they can’t stop that and don’t want it in there state so they went around it and are gonna throw em in prison for it more states should follow Michigan knows the bible bet u it’s gays that they pursue this law on

    • It was designed to stop bestiality ~ NOT GAYS ~ but they didn’t remove enough of the wording & retained animals and mankind.

  • Most of our prisoners would have a lot more time added to their sentences.

  • Sometimes the idiocy of the religious right even leaves me at a loss for words…

  • why would anybody want to live in that shit hole state

  • If only. But can we believe none of them ever did anal or oral sex?

  • This will never change !

  • When asked for comment he asked… “Does this count???”

  • Love it!

  • I believe this is a way of getting round the legalisation of gay marriage? Definitely seems that way!

  • LMAO It IS AN EXIT!!!!! Not an Entry Ha !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • Ryan

  • Anal sex is more important than having clean water, apparently!

  • Tim Helton

  • Good one

  • Exactly what I was thinking in relation to the Flint water situation.

  • About time. Wish it were true.

  • In 2003 there was a court case Lawrence v. Texas making any laws regarding people having anal/oral sex against the constitution. The law is mainly for bestiality and animal rights. They added that humans cannot do it either. Along with 14 other states that already (still) have these kind of laws on Anal/Oral sex, and 5 other states that dont allow Gay Anal/Oral sex. IF someone DID get convicted with this, it would be over ruled due to Lawrence v. Texas. So question is, why add that part about humans not being able to do that along with the other 19 states with similar laws if it will just get over ruled?
    1.) $$$ Lawyers get paid, courts get paid, the Govt. gets paid.
    2.) just kind of keeping people in line, and not being able to leave the state or country when there is a felony charge on a person, and court cases can take years before done
    3.) This divides the people even more by Liberals being mad at Conservatives in america.
    4.) When people get called into court, especially LGBT, sex workers, etc.. human right groups and the left will focus on this problem and use their time, energy, and money on this problem by protecting people’s rights rather than focusing on things like the Flint Crisis and Lobbyists, etc…

  • Michigan is a joke! I should know! Seems everyone else does in reference to me

  • Matt Mauro

  • Gays should complain about this law as it discriminates against them. Meaning they can’t even have sex.
    But that’s not my problem cause I have a wonderful wife.

  • Don’t understand??? Why?????

  • Justin Seegmiller seems relevant to you haha

  • Those politicians are fucking jokes

  • Mike Altherr

  • The government has been screwing us for years.

  • Glad that they have been exposed.

  • Crazy people
    Iam laughing

  • They can’t wait to get their prison sentences

  • LOL

  • Lol

  • Jasmine Austin

  • Quinn Barton

  • Zac Carrington

  • Cari Hall

  • Lynae Phillips-Mitchell word

  • Amanda Jimenez look!

  • Ted Visner

  • Way to go Michigan.

  • Margie M. Norris Whisler

  • Hugo McCann LOL!!!

  • Monique Monique Vaillancourt

  • Hah! That’s funny!

  • I ❤️ bj’s

  • In order to stop the Zika virus from spreading they ask people to hold off pregnancy. Now how am I going to get my rocks off if anal, oral and vaginal are off the table?! Better get friendly with miss Michigan. 😉

  • I don’t understand this. How would they know?

    *officer knocks on door*
    Excuse me sir!!! We have suspicion to believe that you are committing a crime. We’re going to need you to pull down your pants and let us smell to dick… Because it’s five in the morning… And something is definitely going on.

  • Tommy Martin Dustin Warner

  • Lol

  • We should all go the Lansing and get arrested.

  • Lmao

  • Chris White

  • Chris White

  • Ok show me a case where this was actually enforced? case please?

  • Rob

  • John-Bree Crane

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