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TSA’s New Groping Process So Invasive, They’re Warning Police To Prepare for Complaints

Something ominous is taking place at the Transportation Security Administration (TSA) right now, having to do with a more aggressive version of the already invasive pat-down method. The TSA is so certain their new groping method will offend that they have taken action to warn police ahead of time that they will undoubtedly be receiving complaints.

The TSA — one of America’s most corrupt and incompetent agencies whose ostensible job is fighting terrorism — is apparently so unsatisfied with the mere ability to strip search babies, remove colostomy bags, beat up blind cancer patients, and fondle your genitalia, that they announced a more invasive physical pat-down this week.

Taking note of their increased ability to grope anyone who wishes to fly on an airplane, the agency expects passengers to consider the examination unusual.

In fact, as Bloomberg reports, the TSA decided to inform local police in case anyone calls to report an “abnormal” federal frisking, according to a memo from an airport trade association obtained by Bloomberg News. The physical search, for those selected to have one, is what the agency described as a more “comprehensive” screening, replacing five separate kinds of pat-downs it previously used.

“Passengers who have not previously experienced the now standardized pat-down screening may not realize that they did in fact receive the correct procedure, and may ask our partners, including law enforcement at the airport, about the procedure,” TSA spokesman Bruce Anderson wrote March 3 in an email, describing why the agency notified police.

The fact that the TSA is alerting police to the fact that there will likely be an increase in complaints is bad enough. However, their vague details about the newly enhanced sexual assault with the fronts of their hands leave the imagination open for the worst.

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On its website, the TSA says employees “use the back of the hands for pat-downs over sensitive areas of the body. In limited cases, additional screening involving a sensitive area pat-down with the front of the hand may be needed to determine that a threat does not exist.”

“Due to this change, TSA asked FSDs [field security directors] to contact airport law enforcement and brief them on the procedures in case they are notified that a passenger believes a [TSA employee] has subjected them to an abnormal screening practice,” Airports Council International-North America (ACI-NA) wrote

As the Free Thought Project has pointed out countless times, the TSA has been caught in a myriad of criminal activity — including everything from massive drug trafficking conspiracies to brutal beat downs. Granting this already despicable group of cronies the ability to further dehumanize Americans for the facade of safety is nothing short of irresponsible and tyrannical.

Laughably, the ACI-NA is justifying these enhanced pat-downs by claiming TSA agents aren’t intelligent enough to remember all the procedures.

The pat-down change is “intended to reduce the cognitive burden on [employees] who previously had to choose from various pat-down procedures depending on the type of screening lane,” the ACI-NA wrote in its notice, as reported by Bloomberg.

Now, instead of a dimwitted TSA agent fumbling to remember what pat-down to do in which lane, they can just pull the person off to a secret room and have their way with the front of their hands. Thanks, America!

Of course, when they were pressed for questions in regards to their new molestation techniques, the TSA said they couldn’t comment because “knowing our specific procedures could aid those who wish to do travelers harm in evading our measures.”

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To the average American who buys into the ‘terrorists hate our freedom’ propaganda, this move by the TSA to grant them the legal ability to grope themselves and their children, will be mostly accepted. However, to those of us who pay attention and realize that the TSA has a 95% failure rate at stopping anything from coming through, as well as being a massively corrupt and predatory organization, this move is seen for what it actually is — conditioning for the police state.

Matt Agorist is an honorably discharged veteran of the USMC and former intelligence operator directly tasked by the NSA. This prior experience gives him unique insight into the world of government corruption and the American police state. Agorist has been an independent journalist for over a decade and has been featured on mainstream networks around the world. Agorist is also the Editor at Large at the Free Thought Project. , Steemit, and now on Facebook.
  • The Cat’s Vagina

    THIS RIGHT HERE is 99% of the reason I’m typing this comment from a bus I’ve been riding for SEVENTEEN hours (with five left to go) instead of the mere two hours it would take to fly. The TSA has gotten so drunk on power that it’s only going to get worse until people take a stand and do more than just complain about it. The most effective means of protest would be to boycott the airports until they stop LITERALLY molesting children in front of their parents.

    At this point, the only way their searches could be “more intimate” is if they snap on a glove and go cavity searching. Perhaps being anally penetrated by a rude, arrogant, possibly lecherous stranger will wake people up enough to realize that THIS WILL NOT GET BETTER UNTIL WE FUCKING DO SOMETHING!

    • Blaine

      As long as they apply a pleasantly scented numbing agent first, most Americans would probably be OK with digital anal penetration. Sounds like a sensible measure to guarantee everyone’s safety.

      Flying is the worst.

  • David Daisy May Boldock

    Is part of the job criteria to have paedo tendencies.

    • The Cat’s Vagina

      Are you British or Irish?

      • billdeserthills

        Couldn’t be just a poor speller?

        • The Cat’s Vagina

          Naw, it’s a European thing, like colour and cheque. http://wikidiff.com/paedophilia/pedophile

        • David Daisy May Boldock

          Correct spelling haha..As Oscar Wilde said so famously:
          ‘We have everything in common these days with America, except the language’ 🙂

      • David Daisy May Boldock

        British lass..We say lass too in Yorkshire lol

        • The Cat’s Vagina

          Contrary to what my nation seems to have decided without my input, foreigners are awesome! So, are you a sexy James Bond Brit or more of a hilariously dry John Oliver type?

  • Maybe they should be worried about how the scanning machines are never recalibrated and can’t detect anything.

  • Kyle McAdam

    “No sir, those aren’t bullets I promise; it’s just really cold in here”

  • Jami Villanueva

    These are child molesters. How sick they must get off on this

  • Samuel Lane

    The last time I flew a fat, black female TSA “screener” saw the cigs in my shirt pocket and said to me (unbidden) , “You ought to stop smokling.” I replied, “You ought to stop eating.”

  • Gordon Klock

    Pretty soon, they will be able to pick out anyone they desire, & take them into a more private “screening” room, & rape them with impunity, knowing that this entire corrupt system has got their backs, (I’d like to think that was a hysterical exaggeration, but my gut tells me, it isn’t)…..
    Our self appointed “owners”, must have seriously cruel & malevolent intentions, in regards to the general populace, if this is an indication, (which it sure seems to be, deliberate hiring of the mentally inferior, &/or emotionally unstable characters for security careers, the weird, creepy, tone of the “legal” system, etc,) of what their future plans entail…..

  • Gordon Klock

    The TSA is the only reason I have not flown in over a decade, are they going to do this to train, & bus passengers, & as stadium goers, as well ? I seem to remember them even threatening to start “screening” places like banks, shopping malls, & even grocery stores !
    It is not like other outrageous practices, didn’t find a way to morph into ‘reality’ over time…(boiling froggys) …Cat is right, we need to try to stop this, if we can, while we still can…..

  • Liz O’neill

    I wouldn’t visit America if it was free, their cops are corrupt and out of control, their president is a raving orange lunatic who thinks it is ok to kidnap children because their parents might be illegal, their airport security is staffed by sexual deviants and peadophiles, and racism and sexism is rampant since orange 45.

    • billdeserthills

      Now you’re making it sound so exciting!

  • Jackson Mallick

    The TSA are perverts! God help us!!!