“I’m from Planet Zoltron”

July 4, 2014

Authorities said a 20-year-old man smashed the windshield of a Muskegon County Sheriff Deputy police car in Muskegon County’s Dalton Township on June 22, 2014.

“I’m from Planet Zoltron,” screams the shirtless man claiming to be a space alien as he hurls himself at a police car while wielding four-foot metal pipe.

Michigan officers called out to reports of man trying to open car doors.

When they arrived Calquan Dion Burr, 20, threw himself at police cruiser.

Burr was arrested by officers who said he was ‘speaking gibberish.’

Burr told deputies after his arrest that he didn’t know what he was doing, and could have ‘tackled that car and could have crushed it if he wanted to.’

According to the Muskegon Chronicle, Burr was arraigned yesterday in Muskegon County 60th District Court on charges including destruction of property, damage to police property and assault.

The police report says he had two warrants out for his arrest at the time of Sunday’s incident including one for failing to register as a sex offender.

Matt Agorist is an honorably discharged veteran of the USMC and former intelligence operator directly tasked by the NSA. This prior experience gives him unique insight into the world of government corruption and the American police state. Agorist has been an independent journalist for over a decade and has been featured on mainstream networks around the world. Agorist is also the Editor at Large at the Free Thought Project. Follow @MattAgorist on Twitter, Steemit, and now on Facebook.